On the brink of something…
The digital home of one Garrick Anson.
Even the White house is making fun of Palin…
As reported earlier today, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs openly mocked Sarah Palin at today’s press briefing for the notes she had written on her palm at the Tea Party address.
In her speech, Palin openly criticized Obama’s presidency.
Instead of Palin’s prompts, which included the words “tax” and “lift Americans’ spirits,” Gibbs scribbled the words “eggs, milk, bread, hope, change.”
The unspoke reason why the iPad (and iPhone) just can’t use Flash.
Current Flash sites could never be made work well on any touchscreen device, and this cannot be solved by Apple, Adobe, or magical new hardware.
That’s not because of slow mobile performance, battery drain or crashes. It’s because of the hover or mouseover problem.
This is the first time I have heard anything about this side of the problem, and it makes perfect sense. Some flash enabled sites would work on a touchscreen device, but a vast majority would not.
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“We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years. ”
-George Carlin
This one is for all the web-designers out there.
Just wow. There are actually clients out there who want crap like this.
http://www.norcalis.com/
The National Beer of Texas
This stuff is liquid Texas and drinking too much will turn you into a belligerent asshole. It will make you do the chicken dance on tables, kick people while they’re down, sing in French, call out homosexuals, challenge homeless men to dance contests and lose, chain smoke cigars, play air guitar to Free Bird with a pool cue, put your cowboy boots on, try to moon people while riding a bike, wrestle with strangers, throw a rabbit at someone’s head, electrocute someone else’s face, skinny dip with hairy chicks, puke on every highway in the state, eat drugs, set 18 wheeler trailers on fire, yell the lyrics to ‘Amarillo by Morning’, shoot guns at the train yard, chug pitchers at the flea market bar, threaten bouncers with your goat hoof whip, throw beer in an Australian girl’s face… it never ends.
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I can vouch for all of these statements.
